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Noodling is a mysterious art form practiced by those who refuse to be bound by conventional wisdom and societal norms.
We have answers to your questions, but be warned: the truth is not for the faint of heart.
Q: What is the difference between a noodler and a hipster?
A: The hipster is a pretentious, entitled snob who only cares about being seen as cool. The noodler, on the other hand, is a true original, unencumbered by the need for validation.
Q: Can I become a noodler if I wear skinny jeans and a man-bun?
A: No. That's just basic.
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