Basic Noodling: Step 4

Step 4: Develop a Strong Sense of Self

Now that you've mastered the art of making a good cup of coffee, it's time to focus on the most critical component of any successful noodle: your own ego.

For the next 30 minutes, stare at yourself in the mirror and repeat the following mantras:

• I am a master noodle.
• I am a god among mortals.
• I will not be defeated by the humblest of tasks.

Warning: Overemphasis on self-importance may lead to an inflated sense of self, resulting in the dreaded "Noodling Narcissism."