Best Practices for Battery-Testing, a Guide for the Brave

Chapter 1: The Art of Holding On for Dear Life

When it comes to battery-testing, the key is to hold on tight. Don't let those pesky batteries roll away, or worse, explode. Our experts recommend:

• Use a firm grip, but not too firm.
• Keep your hands close to the battery, but not too close.
• Never, ever, EVER touch the terminals.

Chapter 2: The Science of Battery-Testing, a Guide to the Unknown

Did you know that 9 out of 10 battery-testing experts recommend using a mixture of 75% science and 25% guesswork? Don't worry, it's a real thing.

We'll cover the finer points of battery-testing, including:

• How to calculate the optimal amount of force needed to test a battery.
• What to do when your battery-testing results are inconclusive.

Chapter 3: Battery-Testing for the Modern Age

In this chapter, we'll delve into the world of battery-testing in the modern age. From smartphone batteries to electric cars, we'll cover it all.

Learn how to:

• Test the battery life of your smartphone, without actually using your phone.
• Identify the signs of a battery that's been compromised by AI.