THE BATTLE AGAINST DARKNESS IS A BATTLE AGAINST THE VOID

Darkness is real, and it's not just a lack of light. It's a palpable force, a presence that seeps into your bones and tries to consume your soul. You can't just turn on a light switch and expect it to go away.

• Step 1: Wear a flashlight on your head

  • Learn more about the art of headflashlighting

• Step 2: Build a fort out of tinfoil

  • See examples of the most epic tinfoil forts ever built

• Step 3: Call a professional darkness counselor

  • Find a qualified darkness counselor in your area

• Step 4: Join a support group

  • Meet other darkness fighters and share your struggles

Remember, the battle against darkness is a long and difficult one. But with the right tools and a strong will, you can vanquish the void and emerge victorious.

Buy Darkness Repellents now and take the first step in your battle against darkness!