Phase 1: Where It All Went Wrong

Phase 2: The Battleplan of Awesomeness

After the unmitigated disaster that was Phase 1, we decided to take a step back, retool, and refocus on our goals.

The objective of Phase 2 is to create an army of robot ninjas, trained to infiltrate and sabotage our enemies' snack vending machines.

We're talking top-secret, high-stakes, ninja-grade operations. Think stealthy, think deadly, think... hungry.

We're looking for individuals with a passion for the dark arts, a taste for adventure, and a willingness to get their hands dirty.

Apply now, and join the ranks of the Battlemaster's elite ninja squad.