Chaos 101: Mastering the Art of Randomness

Lesson 1: Embracing the Void

Step 1: Abandon all hope. Yes, all of it.

Step 2: Deny all logic. Logic is so overrated.

Step 1: Plan nothing. Not even a little.

Step 2: Act on instinct. Unless your instinct is to eat a sandwich, in which case, go for it.

Step 1: Flip a coin. Heads, you do one thing. Tails, you do another. Repeat.

Step 2: Change your mind mid-sentence. It's like a game, folks!

Take the skills you've learned and apply them in the real world! Remember, the goal is not to succeed, but to make a mess.

Good luck with that.