Epic Failures

Warning: the following battle tactics have been deemed completely, utterly, and totally ineffective.

Case Study 1: The Charge of the Uncoordinated Knights

A group of brave knights, armed with nothing but their honor and a bad plan, charged into the fray, only to be cut down by a single well-placed potted plant.

Case Study 2: The Ambush of the Overly-Aggressive Pigeons

A group of feisty pigeons, fueled by an excess of coconuts and caffeine, launched a surprise attack on a unsuspecting enemy, only to be repelled by a well-placed trash can.

Lessons Learned:

• Never underestimate the power of a good trash can.
• Always coordinate your attack.
• Don't trust a bird that's been eating coconuts.