| Rank | Battle Name | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Epic Battle of Troy | Won (but not really) |
| 2 | Charge of the Brown Besses | Lost (but we're not bitter) |
| 3 | Battle of Gettysburg Shownside | Won (but not really, we just pretended) |
| 4 | Last Stand at Panzergrove | Lost (but we're still proud) |
| 5 | Operation: Meadowbrook | Won (but at great cost) |
Stay tuned for more epic battles, and maybe some not-so-epic ones too.