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Shoulder Padding 301: The Ultimate Guide to Not Hitting Your Head on a Low Ceiling

This is the part where you learn how to avoid hitting your head on low ceilings, but let's be real, it's not like it's gonna save you or anything. I mean, have you seen the state of your living room? It's like a hazard course.

Step 1: Get a Life

Learn how to tie your shoes so they don't come untied and smack you in the face.

Step 2: Measure Your Ceiling

Measure it with a tape measure, a ruler, a yardstick, or your trusty old friend, Bob.

Learn how to use a tape measure without losing an eye.

Step 3: Use a Ladder with Caution

Don't use a ladder that's been sitting in the garage for 10 years. It's probably still got a few screws loose.

Learn how to climb a ladder without getting dizzy and face-planting into a potted plant.