Roast It Till It Sucks

We're not just a coffee shop, we're a way of life.

We take the art of bean-brewing very seriously. Our roasters are trained in the ancient art of roasting beans until they're nothing more than a charred, bitter husk. Because that's what you want, right?

Our expertly crafted roast-to-order method involves tossing beans into a hot fire until they're a burnt offering to the coffee gods. And we're proud of it.

Subpages:

• Bitter Bean Brawls - Witness the epic battles between our head roaster and his arch-nemesis, a particularly stubborn coffee bean.
• Roast Ratios - Learn the secret formulas behind our most extreme roast-to-order creations.
• Burnt Offerings - A collection of our most... let's say, 'adventurous' roast experiments.

Visit us:

Stop by our cozy shop and taste the difference that only a perfectly burnt roast can bring. We're open 6am-2pm, Monday through Friday. Come for the coffee, stay for the existential crisis.