Brewing the Strain

Where the art of coffee meets the science of chaos.

Strain It Like You Mean It

Our patented process involves throwing coffee grounds at the ceiling until they stick.

Bean-There, Done-That

We source our beans from the finest, most temperamental farmers in the land.

Roast, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

We roast our beans until they're nice and toasty, then repeat the process, then repeat it some more.