Welcome, fellow bean counters, to this esteemed website! I am the Great Bean Counter, a hero on a mission to count the world's most elusive and coveted beans.
Legend has it that the Holy Groutie, a bean of unparalleled power, is hidden deep within the Bean Counting Temple. But be warned, my friend, the path to the Groutie is fraught with danger, puzzles, and... more beans!
Are you ready to embark on this epic quest?