Where did you go? You should be here, counting beans.
Beans are the building blocks of a well-organized society. Learn how to count them correctly, and you'll be the envy of all your friends.
Lesson 1: Basic Bean Counting
(A 500-page tome of bean-counting wisdom, available only to those who have completed Lesson 1.)
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