Distractions: A Guide to Hiding in Plain Sight

Tip 1: The Art of Multitasking

Did you know that multitasking is just a fancy way of saying "you're really bad at focusing?" Try it with us! Juggle three tasks at once: Sample 10 different cereals for the perfect blend Practice your drum solo while simultaneously folding laundry Compose a Shakespearean poem while watching cat videos

Tip 2: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

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Tip 3: Distractions for the Modern Age

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