Welcome to Bean Masochism, where we celebrate the agony of being a coffee aficionado.
Our motto: "Suffer for every sip, bleed for every brew."
Learn more about our founder, Bean Masochist Founder, a coffee connoisseur with a penchant for pain.
Or visit our Coffee Torture Chamber, where we subject our beans to unspeakable cruelty.
But don't just take our word for it. Listen to our podcast, Beans Over the Air, where we discuss the latest in coffee suffering techniques.
And for the truly committed, join our Bean Masochist Club, where we meet to exchange war stories and trade tips on how to make our beans weep.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Coffee Enigma challenge, where you have to guess the origin of our most obscure beans.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. You'll be hooked on the pain and suffering of it all.
Or will you?