In a world where coffee is the only thing that gets us through the day, we've compiled the most effective bean-strategies for the modern human.
Place 3 beans on your tongue, then rapidly move your head back and forth while maintaining eye contact with your coworker.
Place a bean between your upper lip and your nose, then pretend to be interested in a meeting that's going on without you.
Use a single bean as a projectile to distract your boss while you secretly scroll through memes.
Place 5 beans on your keyboard, then rapidly type out a 50-page report while maintaining a stoic expression.
Use an entire can of beans as a makeshift stress ball while your coworkers are on their way out the door.