The year is 2023, and the world is on the brink of chaos. It's not climate change, nuclear war, or pandemics - it's the bean wars. A conflict so intense, it's making the world question: "Can we all just get along?"
The war began on the west coast, where artisanal coffee shops started selling $5 lattes, and the people of the east coast, who were already paying $2 for a bag of beans, just couldn't take it anymore.
Hyper-aggressive coffee shop owners are now fighting with extreme ferocity, using their fancy-schmancy coffee machines as makeshift artillery. The people, on the other hand, are using their wit and cunning, armed with nothing but a few well-timed memes and a strong internet connection.
As the war rages on, the world is left to wonder: "Can we all just have our morning coffee in peace?"
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