It's bad because our art is so good, it's like a punch in the gut. You'll be questioning the meaning of life after seeing our latest masterpiece, "The Scream of the Fjord."
Or maybe it's because our studio is secretly run by a committee of hyper-intellectual, yet tone-deaf accountants. They've deemed our latest project, "The Bean-Scented Abstract," an 'acquisition-worthy' piece.
Whatever the reason, you can be sure that it's bad... in a good way.