The Beanbag Boat of Despair

Welcome aboard! You've stumbled upon the most infamous vessel in the galaxy. The Beanbag Boat of Despair has been drifting through the void for centuries, collecting the tears of the damned and the discarded hopes of the lost.

Current Status

We're currently at 0.000001% capacity, and the mood is bleak.

Passengers: 427,345,678 (and counting)

Crew: 1 (and counting)

Destination: Nowhere

Check the Crew Log for more information

Navigation

Our trusty captain, Captain Oblivion, will get you there eventually. Or maybe not. It's hard to say.

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Or, if you're feeling brave, abandon ship.