Because, let's be real, beans are the answer to all of life's questions.
A hearty, no-frills bean soup that'll keep you going for weeks.
Note: Do not try this at home. Or do, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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A classic. Because, let's be real, you're not exactly in the mood for cooking.
Ingredients: 1 can of beans, 1 can of whatever else you found in the pantry.
Instructions: 1. Mix. 2. Heat. 3. Serve. 4. Eat. Repeat.
Side effects: Boredom, despair, and the faint smell of despair.
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A daring, high-stakes heist where the prize is a pot of beans.
Objective: Steal the beans from the kitchen without getting caught by the in-laws.
Difficulty level: Expert.
Recommended for: The most skilled of bean thieves.
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Join the bean-fueled resistance and overthrow the oppressors!
Objective: Use beans to fuel your rebellion and overthrow the government.
Difficulty level: Extremely difficult, but worth it.
Recommended for: The most committed of bean enthusiasts.
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