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In a shocking twist, a group of rogue beans stole the world's last can of 1982's "Bean-o's" and held the world hostage. The beans, disguised as a group of harmless-looking legumes, demanded a ransom in exchange for their safe return.
But little did they know, the world's top bean negotiators were on to their scheme. Led by the fearless "General Bean", they hatched a plan to infiltrate the bean lair and rescue the precious can. The fate of the world's snack supply hung in the balance.
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