Welcome to the most unapologetic, unrelenting, and unwaveringly anti-bean diatribe on the web.
Here's a list of reasons why beans are the worst:
Beans: where it's always a bad idea to get too comfortable.
Because when you're knee-deep in a bean-filled abyss, it's not just a bean-fest – it's an existential crisis.
And don't even get me started on the horrors of bean-based cuisine.
Beans of Despair: A Desperate Search for Hope