Bean Containment 101: The Art of Not Losing Your Mind

Welcome, rookie. You're about to enter the world of bean containment, where the stakes are high, the beans are slippery, and the madness is real.

First, you'll need to understand the basics:

1. Beans are sentient.
2. Beans are always on the move.
3. Bean- containment is a lifestyle choice.

Now that we have that out of the way, let's talk tactics:

• Use a bean-safe container.
• Keep the lid on, rookie!
• Don't. Look. Away.

For more advanced techniques, visit:

• Bean Trapping Techniques
• Bean Masking Methods

And don't forget to become a certified bean sitter for the best in class!