Welcome to the most epic bean-filled adventure on the web! Here, you'll find the secrets to creating the perfect blend of beans in a blender. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.
Bean-tastic Facts:
Step 1: Gather Your Beans
Gather your favorite type of beans. We recommend black, kidney, or pinto. Avoid lima beans. They're just too...green.
Step 2: Add a Dash of Magic
Add a pinch of salt, a dash of pepper, and a sprinkle of magic to your beans. Yes, magic. It's a real thing, we swear.
Step 3: Blend with Frenzy
Throw those beans into a blender and hit puree. Be careful not to get bean-stained. It's a real thing.
Step 4: Serve with a Side of Regret
Serve your bean-blend with a side of milk, a dollop of regret, and a dash of "what have I done?!"
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