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In a world where beans are more than just a legume, the Beans of Doom have been shrouded in mystery and terror. Their etymology is a tale of blood, sweat, and tears.
Legend has it that the Beans of Doom were first discovered by a brave adventurer who dared to venture into the heart of the Bean Forest, a place where the very fabric of reality is woven from the threads of beans.
As the adventurer delved deeper into the forest, they stumbled upon a hidden temple dedicated to the ancient bean gods. The air was thick with the aroma of roasting beans, and the sound of chanting bean priests echoed through the halls.
The adventurer soon learned that the Beans of Doom were not just a type of food, but a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. They were the source of all life and all death, the key to ultimate power and ultimate destruction.
And so, the Beans of Doom remain to this day, shrouded in mystery and terror. Those who seek to uncover their secrets are forever changed, forever bound to the whims of the bean gods.