Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Beans of Doom, where the skies are red, the ground is dry, and the beans are legion.
You have entered this dimension through a mysterious portal hidden behind a fridge in a abandoned deli in Brooklyn. The beans here are not just any beans, but the most epic of legumes.
But beware, for the beans are not just harmless legumes, but a force to be reckoned with. The Beans of Doom have been known to drive men mad, turn the skies red, and make your stomach rumble with an unending hunger.
What do you want to do?