Bean Stalkers' Secret Society

A society of bean enthusiasts with a penchant for deception and a love of beans.

Our Story

We are the Bean Stalkers, a secret society of individuals who use our collective knowledge of beans to manipulate world events for our own gain.

From the bean-counting skills of our bean-counting division to the bean-related psychological warfare tactics of our bean-ops department, we are the masterminds behind the scenes.

Meet Our Members