Beans About Beans: The Beanstalkers Guide

By Beanstalkers, For Beanstalkers, Of The Beanstalkers Guild

Welcome, fellow beanstalkers! This guide has been crafted to aid you in your quest for ultimate bean supremacy. Within these hallowed pages, you shall discover:

• Beanstalkers Rhetoric: The Art of Bean-Infused Eloquence
• A Beanstalker's Glossary: Definitions of All Things Bean
• The Beanstalker's Journal: Tales of Bean-Adventures Gone Horribly Wrong
• The Ultimate Bean Stalker Cookbook: Recipes to Ruin Your Diet

May the beanstalker within you be ever-victorious!

But first, let us take a moment to appreciate the Beanstalker's Artifacts