Q: What is Beans About Beans?

A: Beans About Beans is a mysterious, ancient cult dedicated to the worship of beans in all their forms. Our founder, Balthazar McBeanface, discovered a bean-based prophecy that would change the world forever.

Q: What kind of beans are you people into?

A: We're into all kinds of beans, from kidney to pinto to black beans. We've even got a secret society of Lima bean enthusiasts.

Learn more about our legume-loving subculture

Q: What's the deal with the bean-based prophecy?

A: Oh, it's a doozy. Let's just say that Balthazar McBeanface had a vision of a giant, glowing bean that spoke to him in a voice that was 90% salsa and 10% disappointment.

Read more about the bean-based prophecy

Q: What's the best way to join Beans About Beans?

A: Simply send us a postcard with your favorite bean recipe, and we'll be in touch. Or, you know, just Google "Beans About Beans" and we'll find you.

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