Q: What are beans?
A: They're like, tiny, roundish things that make you go "hmm, are those a snack or a side dish?"
Q: Can I eat beans for breakfast?
A: Oh, you bet your bean-filled boots you can! Just don't say we didn't warn you about the... digestive consequences.
Q: Are beans a good source of protein?
A: You know what they say: "Beans are like the protein equivalent of a Swiss Army knife - they've got more uses than you can shake a stick at!"
Q: Can I grow my own bean plants?
A: Of course, you bean-curious individual! Just don't say we didn't warn you when your cat starts eating them all.