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Beans & Yoga for the Modern Bureaucrat

Welcome to the most bureaucratic, yet zen, experience on the web.

Learn to love the bean-counting process Find inner peace through bureaucratic twists and poses

Our patented, totally-not-patented, totally-not-registered system of beans and yoga will help you navigate even the most Byzantine of administrative labyrinths.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual bureaucratic stress reduction or bean-counting accuracy.