Bean History
In a world where beans were the center of all attention, the Bean Culture was born. From the mighty bean burrito to the humble pinto bean, our history is one of innovation and, occasionally, bean-related tragedy.
The early bean farmers toiled in the fields, coaxing the perfect harvest from the unforgiving earth. Their struggles inspired the great bean thinkers, who pondered the existential implications of being a bean in a world of non-beans.
From there, the bean philosophers arose, pondering the nature of bean-ness and the meaning of bean-life. Their musings gave rise to the bean-utopian movement, a utopian society built on the principles of bean-based harmony and cooperation.