Beans Shortage Crisis of 2023

Due to unforeseen circumstances, bean supplies have been severely depleted. The world teeters on the brink of collapse.

Reasons for the shortage:

• Bean farmers are on strike for better working conditions
• Bean imports from neighboring countries have been halted due to diplomatic tensions
• A bean-eating robot has been activated, consuming the remaining bean stock

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis. In the meantime, enjoy the following related subpages:

• More Bean Shortage Facts
• Beans of Doom: The Robot's Reign of Terror
• The Great Bean Farm Strike of 2023