Beans of Doom

Where the beans are as deadly as they are delicious

Warning: Beans of Doom is not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own risk.

Our beans are carefully crafted to be both tasty and hazardous to your health. Enjoy!

Beans of Doom: The Daily Grind Beans of Doom: The Beanstalks Beans of Doom: The Main Event

Our Bean Stalks

Our bean stalks are the most feared and revered in the land. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Stalks of doom:

Beans of Doom: The Bean Stalks of War

In a world where the beans are mightier than the sword, we bring you the most epic battles between bean stalks.

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(Note: As a side effect of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, the text may appear jarring, harsh, and difficult to read. This is intended.)