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Beans of Doom Recruitment Portal

Are you ready to join the ranks of the most elite, most feared, and most fantastically bean-filled army in the world?

Why Join Us?

Get access to the most exclusive, top-secret bean recipes in the galaxy.
Engage in high-stakes, high-reward missions to infiltrate and sabotage the world's most notorious bean supply chains.
Unleash your inner bean-fueled madness on our state-of-the-art training facilities.

Don't settle for ordinary. Join our manifesto and become a part of something truly extraordinary.

Requirements to join are simple: you must be a human with a pulse, and a love for all things bean.

Apply now, and get ready to join the most legendary bean-fueled revolution in history!