Welcome to Beans with Machine Guns, where the beans are armed and ready to take no prisoners.
Our beans are carefully selected for their high explosive potential, carefully trained in combat, and lovingly assembled with the finest machine gun hardware.
Click here to read the canonical treatise on Bean-based warfare, or here to learn about our latest bean-and-bacon fusion cuisine innovations.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, click here to participate in our epic Mega Bean Battle Arena.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to replicate our methods at home. Trust us, it's not worth it.