Beatdowns: The Subpages of Unrelenting Fury

Welcome, friend, to the Beatdowns, where we take the art of bad poetry and beat it into submission. Or do we?

• Woe Is Me, Woe Is Me
• The Terrible Verse
• Gibberish and Gloom
• The Alliteration Abomination

Or, if you're just feeling brave, try your hand at writing the Bad Poetry Write and see if you can create something that's not entirely awful.