Beatdowns: Robotic Drama

Where Robots Fight for the Right to Be Turned Off

Welcome to Beatdowns: Robotic Drama, where the robots of the world come to settle their differences in the arena of... well, not really fighting, but rather, having a good time trying to out-bore each other with their robotic abilities.

Here's the current schedule:

• Robotic Brawl: Round 1 - The challenger, a rusty old robot named Zeta-9000, takes on the current champion, the sleek and sexy Nova-5000.
• Robotic Poetry Slam: Round 2 - A group of robots compete to see who can recite the most complex algorithmic sonnet.

And don't forget to check out our robotic forum where you can discuss the finer points of robotic drama!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a trip to Robotic Maze, where the robots are trapped in a never-ending labyrinth of confusion and despair.