Leave the 9-to-5 behind and trade in your cubicle for a life of muddy boots and overpriced artisanal jam.
Step 1: Learn to Identify a Real Farm
Is it a cow? A goat? A chicken? Take our free online course to distinguish between these common farm animals.
Identify Farmer AnimalsOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try to:
Raise Your Own Unicorn (But Not Really, It's Just a Goat in a onesie) Learn to Make Your Own Sauerkraut (But Not Really, We'll Just Sell It to You for $20 a Jar)Join the Farmer's Market Community Today!
Disclaimer: We're not actually farmers. We just like to pretend.