Technique 2: The Surgical Strike

A Precision Strike for a Precise Bed

Also known as "The Hammer Time", this technique requires a steady hand and a strong back. It's not for the faint of heart, but for the true masters of the bed-shredding arts.

• Technique 1: The Sweep
• Technique 3: The Snip
• Technique 4: The Razer-Sharp Strike

Warning: Bed-shredding can be hazardous to your health, or at least your social standing. Proceed with caution.

Or, you know, just don't.