Are you tired of sleeping like a normal person? Do you yearn for the sensation of being wrapped in a cocoon of dense, weighted bliss? Look no further than our Weighted Blankets for the Discerning Adult.
We use only the finest, most expensive materials in our weighted blankets. Like, what's not expensive?
You'll be sleeping on a bed of pure, 100% Egyptian cotton, with a layer of 20% pureed beets in between.
Our Limited Edition Weighted Blanket features a one-of-a-kind, hand-painted design by local artist, Chuck "The Blanket Master" Jenkins.
It's like sleeping in a work of art!
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