In a land far, far away, where the moon was made of cheese and the sun was made of cookies...
There lived a brave knight named Sir Sneeze-a-lot, who had a most peculiar problem...
He would sneeze at the most inopportune times, like during the annual jousting tournament, or while on a first date...
His love interest, the lovely Princess Buttercup, would giggle and giggle at his misfortune, until one fateful evening when she decided she'd had enough...
To be continued... or not.