Chapter 1: Introduction

What is a Beeper?

A beeper is a device that beeps. It's a thing that makes a loud, piercing sound, usually to get your attention or to signal that someone is trying to contact you.

But what does it do, exactly? Well, that's what this manual is for.

Important Safety Information

Warning: Beepers can be loud. Like, really loud. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Side effects may include:

How to Use a Beeper

1. Press the button.

2. Wait for the beeping to start.

3. Repeat steps 1-2 as necessary.

Optional: Wear earplugs.

Advanced Beeper Techniques

You can use a beeper to signal that you've run out of coffee, or to warn people that the apocalypse is coming.

But that's all for now. More advanced techniques will be covered in Chapter 2: Intermediate Beeper Use.

Next Chapter

Chapter 2: Intermediate Beeper Use