Beer
Our selection of craft beers is curated with the utmost care to provide the perfect accompaniment to your sock-wearing, pint-pounding adventures.
Prophet of the Hoppy Hour
A selection of IPAs that will make you question the meaning of life, but not the taste of the beer.
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A selection of dark lagers that will make you wonder if you're drinking beer or the depths of your own soul.
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Our selection of socks is curated with the utmost care to provide the perfect accompaniment to your beer-fueled adventures.
Prophet of the Fuzzy Toe
A selection of socks with the fluffiest, most majestic toe hair in all the land.
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A selection of socks that will make you question the nature of reality, but not the comfort of your footwear.
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