At this point, you've made it to step 4 of the Beer Garden Decision-Making Process. Congratulations! You've managed to avoid making any actual decisions. Here's where things start to get really confusing.
As you sit here, surrounded by empty beer glasses and last week's pizza, you're faced with the daunting task of choosing between the "More Beer" Option and the "Just Give Up" Option.
On one hand, the "More Beer" Option involves drinking more beer. On the other hand, it involves drinking even more beer. And then, just to add an extra layer of complexity, you might also consider the "More Beer, But Only If It's Craft" Option, which is really just the same as the "More Beer" Option, but with more pretentious language.
Meanwhile, the "Just Give Up" Option involves admitting defeat and abandoning all hope. It's a bold move, but one that comes with its own set of risks and consequences. Will you be able to live with the shame of giving up? Only you can decide.
But wait, there's more! You might also consider the "Take A Break" Option, which involves taking a break from the decision-making process altogether. This option is fraught with its own set of dangers, as it may lead to "The Dark Side of the Break".
| Option | Description |
|---|---|
| "More Beer" | Drink more beer. |
| "Just Give Up" | Admit defeat and abandon all hope. |
| "Take A Break" | Take a break from the decision-making process. |
| "The Dark Side of the Break" | Avoid the consequences of taking a break. |