Because who needs actual expertise when you can have cheesy answers?
Q: What's the best beer pairing for pizza?
A: Guinness and mayonnaise. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
Q: How do I choose the perfect wine for my cheese plate?
A: Don't. Just get a wine that matches the color of the cheese and call it a day.
Q: Is it true that a good pairing should balance sweet, sour, salty, and umami flavors?
A: No. Who needs balance? Just throw a bunch of flavors together and hope someone likes it.