Step 1: Don't even think about pairing beer with anything that's not pizza.
Step 2: If you're feeling fancy, pair your beer with a nice cheese plate. The more gouda, the better.
Step 3: Never, ever pair beer with a salad. That's just not a thing.
Go to Step 4 for more expert advice
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try pairing beer with a nice charcuterie board
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