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Beer Punch Card Templates

For the modern adult's worst nightmare

Get your hands on the most ridiculous, most absurd, most utterly useless beer punch cards you'll ever need!

Template 1: "I'm not hungover"

This template is for those who can't even remember what they did last night.

Template 2: "I'm not a functioning member of society"

Perfect for those who need a little help explaining their absence from work, school, or family gatherings.

Template 3: "I've been abducted by aliens"

Because, let's be real, it's not like you're going to remember what you did last night either.

Or, if none of these templates strike your fancy, create your own masterpiece!