Amber Madness

Welcome, brewmaster, to the recipe for the most unhinged, unapologetic, and utterly bewildering Amber Ale you'll ever taste. This is not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

• 4 cups of water
• 8 oz of madness
• 1 tsp of utter despair
• 1/2 tsp of existential dread
• 1/4 tsp of reckless abandon

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a pot, then stare deeply into the abyss.
2. As the mixture begins to foam, question the meaning of life.
3. Add more madness until the mixture reaches a state of utter pandemonium.
4. Conclude by wondering if it was all worth it, but secretly knowing it's too late.

Proceed at your own risk.