Spontaneously Fermented Beverages

Where the fermentation happens now, and so does the madness.

Our selection of spontaneously fermented beverages includes:

• Heffronkrausen (the drink that will ruin your favorite sweater)
• Floridium Fizzypop (guaranteed to clear out any party)
• Spontaneous Spritzer (the drink of the damned)
• Spontaneous Spritzer Recipe (don't say we didn't warn you)

Warning: Our beverages may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby fabric
• Mandatory laughter
• Spontaneous outbreaks of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, we don't really know)